imagine not being able to enjoy the holiday season because of some bad things going on in your life. On the morning of Christmas day, there’s a knock on your door and when you open it you see Chihiro standing there with a bow on their head and a box of cookies, exclaiming that they’re here to make your Christmas a fun one and what’s more fun then cookies?
Hello, I’m a salesman sorta giant
I sell Molly and Mary and other various items
One time one guy came to where I’m residing
And I didn’t invite him, so instead tried to fight him
I got violent, long story short he’s not breathing
For some reason I liked it and it was really exciting
Couldn’t stop the addiction, and the irony is
A couple junkies went missing and I know right where they’re hiding
So it’s two dudes in towels, two fat weird dudes, and two abominations.
I think Homicide is my favorite desk in LA Noire so far, but I did think it was really weird that it turned into a dating sim with the “Romantic Boat Date on the Tar Pits” mini-game near the end of it.
“They say only the good die young. I hope it was true in your case…"
- Cole Phelps